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Sheep Talk > 101 Ways to get kicked out of a supermarket.

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1. By Cookie Cub Sep 4th 2011

   Ask if the toilets are for sale
   Put a Snickers bar in all the trolleys (I have done this with my friend)
   Swap trolleys when a person isnt looking
   Go into the Manager's office and ask them to do the checkout
   Steal the loudspeaker and say "Minions, we are goin to steal da moon!"
   
   More soon!
   Please post some of your own as well (:

2. By Cookie Cub Sep 4th 2011

   Loudspeaker Quotes
   __________________
   Will someone show me the toilets?
   Pikachu, please come to the option desk.
   Would the mad girl please stop kissing the egg cartons?
   We would like to start a sing-a-long. Please join in to James Bond Theme Music.

3. By Cookie Cub Sep 4th 2011

   Ask strangers if they know people,and make up names like ibbly dibbly moo.
   

4. By Cookie Cub Sep 4th 2011

   
   

   Loudspeaker Quotes 2
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   "Everything in the store is free for the next 15 mins!"
   "Calling all workers - you are now fired! Goodbye!"
   
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   crack all eggs!
   eat sweets!
   etc.

5. By Cookie Cub Sep 4th 2011

   I'm up to 14!

6. By Cady Sep 4th 2011

   these are heaps funny!!

7. By rozlinda Sep 4th 2011

   i've swapped trolleys when the person isnt looking a hundred times ! XD

8. By Cookie Cub Sep 4th 2011

   Hehe

9. By kldceltic Sep 4th 2011

   lol you's are mental i havent them and i wont do them

10. By super woolly Sep 5th 2011

    ASK THE MANAGER OUT EVEN IF HES A BOY
    AND IF HE SAYS NO START CRYING ON THE FLOOR AND REFUSE TO MOVE UNTIL HE GOES OUT WITH YOU

11. By rozlinda Sep 5th 2011

    take stuff out of people's trolleys and when they put the same items again take them out one more time :P

12. By Shaun and the Ewe Sep 6th 2011

    I think we all the know the easiest way is to steal things, but then that is obviously illegal so don't try it.

13. By timmythesheep848 Sep 6th 2011

    Wear your heelies and slide down the aisles!
    
    
    
    We all had a pair of these bad boys.

14. By chicken lickin Sep 6th 2011

    Peel bannans and leave the skins on the floor and sit back and watch people slip evry where, heeeheeeheee!

15. By Cady Sep 7th 2011

    I love heelies! I've had a few pairs (grown out of them now D: ) and they were the BEST THINGS EVER! I used them everywhere, including up and down the aisles in supermarkets... Its the perfect place!!!!!!!
    
    

16. By Cady Sep 7th 2011

    I can't think of ANY!!

17. By rozlinda Sep 7th 2011

    i had a pair of heelies !! they rocked !!

18. By cracker18 Sep 8th 2011

    u need crazy, childish friends, a bottle of hannah montana perfume, an angry shop assistant and a missunderstanding. my friends and me were almost kicked because of this mixture. it was terribly funny.

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