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By 
I love Bitzer
Mar 8th 2010
Because the thread is a little bit alone in the mass of hundrets of chat threads I post the same thread here again, hope there will be more interest 
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For all Bitzer Fans:
post that you want to be in the list and I'll add you!
I'l make every week a competition about Bitzer, I'll tell stories and so things! If you want you can post anything, you know about Bitzer!
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The official Bitzer-Fan-Shop:
You can buy things for different points. For some things you get points, time by time, other you need to get more points for some things. I'll post the list and if there's anthing interesting, please ask me what you can do with it =)
50 points - Bone--> You have the bone and can throw it one time a week, just when you want! But you can only throw it if at least two users which are members of this thread are online. The user, which says "found the bone" at first, earns 5 points. You selfeearn 10 points if the bone has found. The other online user will loose 3 points!
60 points - Whistle--> You can blow on it (but only one time every Sunday) and for every person which is online at this time in this thread and says that he heared you whistling you'll get 30 points!!
150 points - Doghouse--> That is Bitzer's doghouse! Here you can give parties, that will earn you 5 points per visitor. You also need a doghouse if you want to buy more than three other items: Bitzer needs a place he can put them into!
The size of this doghouse will fit for less than 10 items. For more, you need to make it larger. That is comning soon to the shop....
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Number of Members: 8
The list of active Bitzer fans:
ajmole
628 Points
I love Bitzer
490 Points
concon
110 Points
chunka cheese
100 Points
wghtmf
10 points
timmybash
10 Points
Cookie777
8 points
po opstick
5 Points
KayLax
7 points
Zammy_Cat
0 Points
csadler
0 Points
shaun the lamb
0 Points
AdventureQuest 111
0 Points
michiganfrog
0 Points
emilythesheep
0 Points
cookiecookson
0 Points
Jamie Gomersall
0 Points
timmythesheep848
0 Points
00 Oliver 00
0 Points
shaunthesheep10
0 Points
ShaunyShoes
0 points
Bitzer fans who are on holiday
All member names of the Aardman team are in Italien written!
Member with the most points:
ajmole
628 Points
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Things you get points for:
20 points for each line in a own story
20 points if you start a continuation story (for each line)
10 points for each (useful) sentence in the continuation-story
5 points for each fact (of course about Bitzer)
3 points for every series 2 picture with Bitzer (except Wallpapers)
2 points for every series 1 picture with Bitzer (except Wallpapers)
-5 points for each chat message (after warning)
-10 points for each spam message
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Rules for this fanclub:
- (That you can meber you've to write something about Bitzer)
- You've to post regulary useful things to know about Bitzer(but no spam)
- Please observance the rules on this forum Aardman made!
- Don't post anything what is spam (more in the next lines)
- If you chat about things which havn't to do with Bitzer here you will be warned and if you don't stop it after this warning you'll loose 5 points for each chat-message!
- You only will get points for the continuation-story if the sentence you wrote was meant seriuos and really continuates the story!
- You'll have to post something usefull and if you don't do longer than one week I'll remove you
Spam
Spam on this thread is ...
Random messages
Unrelated facts
General Chatting
I'll add rules if required!
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 8th 2010
A (real) story about Bitzer:
Bitzer, the abiding and very modern (or how would you call a sheepdog which features a walkman, watches TV, plays with the game pad and knows what a refrigerator is, call?) sheepdog, was lying in his sunbed hearing walkman, drinking lemonade and reading comics about a very exceptional flock with a very exceptional sheepdog, when suddenly the farmer came with his lamb rover. He asked Bitzer where the flock was but he didn't know because he has read Comics for such a long time that the whole flock had the chance to escape from the pasture and to get far away from her place there! First the farmer upbraided Bitzer but then he commanded him to search the flock!
The sheep by now were hungry and because they found nothing. Shaun had the idea to break into the houses and to search for any eatable thing. So they broke into a house; sometimes through the windows and sometimes they wreak the cat door.
Bitzer by now followed a hint of the flock. That was very easy because Shirley had consigned a very deep moat. So Bitzer came nearer to the place where Shaun and the other sheep were.
But at this place Bitzer won't find them now! Shaun was so clever to let one of the sheep at each street as a scout. When Bitzer came the sheep at this place directly ran to the place where the flock was and told them, that Bitzer was coming! The sheep got in panic and ran away except Shaun & Shirley. Because Shaun had had an ingenious idea: He positioned Shirley so that Bitzer can't get into the House where the sheep have been broken into! Then he ran away, too, to the place where the other sheep by now had got together!
But then the shock:
WHERE WAS TIMMY???
He wasn't anywhere. Maybe they had forgotten him in the house? And then one of the sheep reminded…….
Timmy had played with the cuddly toys and puppets of the little girl who lived with his parents in this house!
And when they got to the house, they saw that the family arrived with their car! (And) Bitzer was running to the house,( too )! The chaos they'd made in the house wasn't the bad thing. Because of Shirley the people would think she was it. But there still would be TIMMY! Then Shaun had another great idea.....
In a car which a street worker must have forgotten he saw a jack-hammer. He told the other sheep his plan and then the plan started:
Because it has taken a long time for Bitzer to find the sheep now it was a little bit dark. And in their nearness there was the current conduction for the whole district at an electrical tower. A wooden tower! And, remember, they had the jack-hammer…..the sheep went to the electrical tower, and started to work with the jack-hammer. It didn’t take very long, maybe one minute, then the electrical tower fell down and so the whole district had no energy. Because of the much trouble that made the sheep could go totally unseen to the house and pick up the now sleeping Timmy. And they too took Shirley with them. Untill the electrical thing was repaired it took a long time so the flock had enough time to get save home again. And on the next morning, who was waiting very, very angry? Right, Bitzer!
Story by: I love Bitzer
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By 
concon
Mar 8th 2010
Awesome thread! I now declare it...
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 8th 2010
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 9th 2010
New game, only for a short time:
If you hear the word "Bitzer", what do you have to think about? Write down all things you have to invent but don't post them here. Write them down by your own. Then wait until the 13.03.2010 when I give you the signal to post them here. Then everyone has 5 minutes to post his list and the person with the most things is the winner and will get a secret prize out of the Bitzer-Fan-Shop!
The signal will be given during the time of 7-9 pm on Saturday the 13.
Stay on here at this time!
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By ajmole
Mar 9th 2010
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 10th 2010
ok, have fun here, if you have some suggestion what to improve or add please tell me!
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By 
wghtmf
Mar 10th 2010
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By KayLax10
Mar 10th 2010
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By 
Shaunyshoes
Mar 14th 2010
Me join
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 14th 2010
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By wghtmf
Mar 14th 2010
RANDOM BITZER FACT - Like a lot of cartoon dogs, Bitzer likes chasing postmen. FACT CONFIRMED IN EPISODE SATURDAY NIGHT SHAUN
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 14th 2010
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By wghtmf
Mar 16th 2010
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By Shaunyshoes
Mar 18th 2010
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By ajmole
Mar 18th 2010
It's BITZER! Not Blitzer!
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 19th 2010
Yes, it's Bitzer
But I think you'll some points for that....
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By KayLax10
Mar 27th 2010
I wonder where Bitzer got his hat
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By ajmole
Mar 27th 2010
Fact time! Bitzer is very loyal to the farmer. Seen in Who's the Caddy?
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By I love Bitzer
Mar 28th 2010
@KayLax10: Because that's a good question you'll get 3 points.
@ajmole: One fact = 5 points => You get 5 points
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By Cookie777
Apr 1st 2010
here is a fact- bitzer has a black nose and a blue hat.
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 1st 2010
8 points for you!
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By Cookie777
Apr 1st 2010
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By KayLax10
Apr 1st 2010
I think the hat was knitted too!!!....well supposed to be
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By ajmole
Apr 1st 2010
Fact: The Bitzer model kept falling apart so they gave Bitzer a make-over!
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 2nd 2010
@KayLax10: That would be very hard to knit such a small hat! But, who knows, everything is possible....2 points
@ajmole: That's a fact, too! 6 points!
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By KayLax10
Apr 2nd 2010
no no i dont think the creators knitted it! i was talking like i lived in the shaun the sheep world
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By KayLax10
Apr 3rd 2010
I wondr how they got the name Bitzer
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 4th 2010
Good question! Maybe we should ask chris.....
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By Shaunyshoes
Apr 4th 2010
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By Shaunyshoes
Apr 4th 2010
Fact time- Shaun is one of Bitzer's friends
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 4th 2010
hmmm....I'd say, for so apparently facts you'll get 1 point
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 4th 2010
To get more points, why don't you think about a story?
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By wghtmf
Apr 5th 2010
Oh, ILB, you know in the first post my avatar is still the same as my old one? please keep it like that.
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By KayLax10
Apr 10th 2010
http://www.shaun-sheep.com/images/bitzer-pointing.gif
ILB please do the task on The Farm Showdown or please make up a task.
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By ajmole
Apr 10th 2010
Bitzer Wallpaper: http://www.shaun-sheep.com/wallpaper/bitzer_1024.jpg
Fact: Bitzer is a yellowish-orange dog in Series 1.
Story:
One day, the flock was being nice to Bitzer. Though this is very common for Bitzer to do, it's not common for Bitzer to SEE! He thought something was going on. He went to Farmer and told him that the flock was acting strange. The Farmer told him that it wasn't strange. He told him that it was Bitzer's Birthday! So Bitzer got some yummy cake and had the best day ever.
Bitzer playing golf: http://www.peppertop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bitzer-golf-1024x768.jpg
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 11th 2010
Ok, 2 points for your picture, KayLax, and 5 points for your pictures, ajmole!
Great story, ajmole! I'd love to see an episode with Bitzer having birthday!
That are 80 extra points for you, for the story!
PS: At KayLax: I'll do the task as soon as I have enought time, promised!
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By ajmole
Apr 11th 2010
We should ask Aardman to make an episode like that!
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 11th 2010
Yeah! That would be unbelievable great
I really liked to see to see this epiaode where Bitzer gets a new doghouse! That was sooo nice, too!
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By KayLax10
Apr 11th 2010
WAIT! has anybody seen Bitzer knitting?
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By wghtmf
Apr 12th 2010
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 12th 2010
No, but I'm just thinking about it
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By KayLax10
Apr 12th 2010
ok cuz i was gonna say maybe he knitted his hat!
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By I love Bitzer
Apr 12th 2010
Gromit can knit but if Bitzer can, too?!
I only know that he can hear walkman
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By 
altergromit
Jan 19th 2011
I LOVE BITZER!!!!!! I love Gromit, he was "the first", but then I saw Bitzer and I love him the same!!!...
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By 
mmjll
Mar 28th 2011
can i join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
