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Sheep Talk > The neverending story...

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By wghtmf Mar 20th 2010

Then he doesn't.
By poopstick Mar 20th 2010

...and vomits the paper towel up again...

OOG: That's better, sorry wghtmf, it was a typo.
By wghtmf Mar 21st 2010

and asks poopstick what that meant.
By Shaunyandtimmy500 Mar 21st 2010

which meant nothing. Then sat came and said christina had blown.....
By ajmole Mar 21st 2010

...up a balloon and blew up. "That's sad!" ajmole said. "She was stupid and annoying though," SAT said. "Right..." ajmole mumbled. Just then, Feathers came in holding...
By Shaunyandtimmy500 Mar 21st 2010

a cake with a bomb inside. "Hello? This ain't wallaceandgromit.com you know!?" Yelled sat. Then feathers forgot and went back to wallace and gromit too see what he could blow up. The bomb exploded and feathers died. Ajmole said.........
By ajmole Mar 21st 2010

"Ah, that was the 3rd Feathers this week! Send in the 4th Feathers to wallaceandgromit.com!" Then Shaun came in holding...
By Shaunyandtimmy500 Mar 21st 2010

a balloon. "Somebody said about timmy wanting a ride!"
By ajmole Mar 21st 2010

Everyone gasped. "Shaun said real words!" ajmole yelled. Then concon came in saying...
By Shaunyandtimmy500 Mar 21st 2010

"Well duh! Animals do talk" he said "OMG Shaun you have a lovely voice- Wait IM FALLIN IN LOVE WITH A SHEEP! Oh whatever."sat said. Then shaun was pushed into her and kissed her "OMG WHO DID THAT!" The person that did that was............
By wghtmf Mar 21st 2010

someone who believed that SAT was talking nonsense because concon is a boy.
By concon Mar 21st 2010

So Concon left the room and moved to a different country where all they did was listen to Lady Sovereign all day and he could no longer be part of the story unless he said so.
By ajmole Mar 21st 2010

Sarah shut the book closed. She had enough nonsense and put the book on the bookshelf. While going to the library to get a new book...
By wghtmf Mar 21st 2010

she decided that maybe Concon's Epic Library wasn't the best place to go. So instead she jumped down the drain to see if there were any libraries down there (she is quite thick)
By Shaunking Mar 23rd 2010

"But the only library down a drain was a library full of old people and a 122 year old librarian who liked to tell people to shut up sao..."
By poopstick Mar 24th 2010

...Sarah time travelled into the future to the year 2130 so she was 122 years old and took the librarians place as weirdo of the month which seemed...
By wghtmf Mar 24th 2010

like she wanted to say yay. So she did.
By Shaunking Mar 24th 2010

"yay..........."
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 18th 2010

"What?" exclaimed Clash, who was loitering nearby.
By wghtmf Apr 18th 2010

Then wghtmf came up and said, "she said yay. Try getting a hearing test."
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 18th 2010

Clash raised his eyebrow and replied "My hearing is perfectly fine! I said What? 'cos she said Yay! for no reason!!"
By wghtmf Apr 18th 2010

"No, she said yay because she wanted to."
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 18th 2010

Clash raised the other eyebrow. "Riiiiiiight...." he muttered, putting his hands behind his back.
By concon Apr 18th 2010

Suddenly the ground started shaking. "What the hecks going on?" Concon cried! Then he looked at his calendar, it was 21st December 2012. "Holy... AHHHH!" Concon cried as the roof fell down on his head. He managed to climb out the ruble and looked around, seeing the ground cracking and exploding.
By ajmole Apr 18th 2010

"How is this happening?" ajmole asked. "It's not 2012 yet!"
By wghtmf Apr 18th 2010

Then wghtmf told him that the rumour is 2012 not 2010, and it's a load of rubbish whenever it is.
By concon Apr 18th 2010

OOG - It is 2012 the story.

Concon ran into the street and avoided a tree falling down by an inch. He ran to the beach near his house where he saw a tidal wave flying towards him. Turning around he ran back up the street. He had to decide, 'Drown or Crush?' "NONE," he shouted. Concon ran down the next street and kept on running. Eventually he left the tidal wave behing him but the cracking and exploding was still happening. Then he spotted Ajmole and KayLax running towards him. "DON'T GO THAT WAY!" They cried and grabbed his arm, pulling him back towards the tidal wave. "WE CAN'T GO THIS WAY EITHER!" He shouted. Suddenly everything went black and Concon felt his head hit a wall. He opened his eyes and spotted Ajmole and KayLax a meter away.
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 18th 2010

He then saw Clash standing over him, poking him with a rather pointy stick.
By concon Apr 18th 2010

"Where are we?" KayLax asked. Suddenly there was a roar and they were thrown into the air back into a street. Concon looked around and everything was destroyed. "LOOK!" a guy cried. It was Wghtmf. The tidal wave came before they could even turn around and the 5 of them where pulled through the street, smashing into houses and trees and cars along the way.
By wghtmf Apr 18th 2010

"Hey, 5 people? Where did the 5th one come from?" asked wghtmf, just before realising that Shaunking had somehow joined them.
By ajmole Apr 18th 2010

"Don't you remember Clash?" ajmole told wghtmf. "Whoops..." wghtmf said.
By concon Apr 18th 2010

"Oye you lot, shut up! Concon cried. SMASH! Everyone turned around to see Clash crushed under a tree, but there was nothing they could do, the tidal wave was still slamming them through the streets. "Ahhh, CLASH!" Ajmole shouted. Suddenly Clash disappeared and reappeared on a roof. "How did you do THAT?" KayLax cried out.
By wghtmf Apr 18th 2010

Then Clah said "Well, duh, I'm only a hologram," and vanished.
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 18th 2010

Then suddenly, he reappeared again. "I'm joining you from the safety of my home!" smirked Clash. Then, there was a loud bang and Clash plummeted down from the sky. The real Clash this time.
By timmybash Apr 18th 2010

But was it?
Clash suddenly turned green and became a frog.
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 18th 2010

"Awwwww ribbit...." croaked Clash, dodging concon's feet.
By sudoos Apr 18th 2010

Then he got gassy
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 19th 2010

Then a huge rottweiler ran up to froggy Clash and swallowed him in one. "I'LL BE BACK!!!" screeched Clash in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.
By timmybash Apr 19th 2010

Suddenly a 10 ton weight fell on clash
"Or Maybe I won't" He said.
Then.....
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 19th 2010

The dead dog vomited Clash (who was now flat) out. "Why does this keep happening to meeeee....." cried froggy Clash crawling towards the nearby air pump.
By timmybash Apr 19th 2010

It turned out the air pump was actually a petrol pump, and froggy clash blew himself up
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 19th 2010

Flash Gordon came to Clash's funeral.... or was it Clash?
By timmybash Apr 19th 2010

No, it was actually a frog cloned to look like clash. Clash actually turned up doing a tap dance.
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 19th 2010

But HE got hit by a small bicycle and died, and ANOTHER Clash ran to them.
"My clones and I are pretty unlucky, huh?" he quipped to ajmole.
By timmybash Apr 19th 2010

Ajmole suddenly morphed into morph, and then....
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 19th 2010

....got picked up at Clash, who was astounded at not being killed in the last post.
By timmybash Apr 19th 2010

Suddenly the last dragon in the world sat on him
By concon Apr 19th 2010

And the universe exploded...

50 years later, the second Big Bang happened and a new Earth was formed...
By ClashOfTheTitans1981Rocks Apr 19th 2010

And for some reason, Clash was alive, and since his full name was Clash Gordon, could not be killed in comical accidents. Only tragic ones.
By concon Apr 19th 2010

OOG - Can someone please make a story about me dying? I want to see the craziest idea! Best will get a prize somehow!