that the bomb was actually a magic cardboard cut out, so no one actually died.
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that the bomb was actually a magic cardboard cut out, so no one actually died.
"In fact the bomb was so magic that it was real and killed everyone but was so magic it brought them back to life, killing concon instead (OOS: lolz, sorry concon)"
All of a sudden a zombie herd ran round the corner shouting...
Concon turned off the dvd. This movie staring a 'Concon Look-a-like (that look nothing like him) was to scary and rubbish. So Concon decided to log onto a website called 'Shaun The Sheep' that his friend told him about. He signed up and started adding some buddies. "Hmm, oh look one friend request from Barby and Alex! Yay my first buddy," he said. Then he clicked on a thread that said 'Asterix come here' that was made by Dan123. "Cool," Concon said, but he was to nervous to join in the conversation. Astrix said to Dan123...
"that he loved asterix figures. concon said"
"Wow! This is a dodgy website!" Back then Concon was only 7, so he didn't know what Dan meant. Then Asterix replied...
Then Jum jumped on whgtmf and sqished him out of his banana skin, and then the banana skin had a new friend and then shaunking said............
After Asterix said that Dan123 and Concon were confused. "Are you feeling okay?" Dan asked.
( OOS - Shaunking, I think you will find that was probably me reading about La Roux in the corner. It doesn't matter now anyway
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Dan was just about to answer when suddenly Earth started to spin and threw everyone 4 years later. Then...
Sat was found eating a banana. "Why are you doing that sat I thought you hate banana's" Asked concon. "Oh yeah I forgot" Said sat,
Shaun gazed at the sky and a giant piglet came flying out. Hammy who appeared from nowhere screamed then sat did then..
wghtmf changed the time settings on the play script so we were now back in good old March 2010
Then a waffle came along and said "Eat me with syrup!"
"so wghtmf was tempted, he ate the waffle but, to his horror realised it still talked inside his belly!!! OMG I'm a mutant!!! The waffle told him to shut up."
Then wghtmf realised he was hallucinating and needed to lie down.
wghtmf walked into the rather conviently placed phsyciatrist's surgery, and what surprised to see...
a huge cheese that..............
Did a Pooop and put it on a stick. It came alive and said its name was Poopstick. "Yay!" said Concon.
Then wghtmf said "We don't need another poopstick!"
"So he put it in a bin"
OOS: all of the avatars in the last 10 odd messages have all been animated xD!
(OOG - OMG, they have and everything!)
"O-kaaay..." mumbled Concon, and put the Poopstick in the bin. "What shall we do now?"
"But then, wghtmf - BACK IN BANANA FORM picked up the poopstick from the bin and splattered it on funkycheese's collection of La Roux album CD's! she was furious!!!![]()
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(OOS: it's the whole page animated!!!)
(OOSA: (Out Of Story Again) Sorry CD's but you never knowq where this story will turn!)
Funkycheese went nuts! She grabbed a metal bar and ran after the banana. ajmole came in and said "What's going on? I'm TRYING to play my DS here!" concon answered back...
"Wait - she's (Funkycheese) got a point! GET BACK HERE WGHTMF!!!" Not looking where he was going, wghtmf tripped, smashing all of Concon's Lady Soverign CDs!
Fortunately, there were a cardboard cut-out....![]()
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then sat came in and stopped the violence. She got her friend Christina in the story "What the freekin magistence??!"(oos: This ain't swearing do not report PLEASE) Then sat explained. "My only solution is we have all the power in the world!" I said "Thats your solution for everything" I said grinning then concon and funky came and put a stop to me and said.....
"LET THE HIGH GOD DECIDE! And so, God came down with blinding light behind him. What does the jury say? he roared, Is this Banana wghtmf guilty or not guilty for breaking La Roux and Lady Sovereign merchandise??? The jury said..."
"I LIKE WAFFLES!" "Shouldn't you have a jury that cares about crimes more than waffles?" said wghtmf. "Good point," said God. "YOU'RE FIRED!"
So the jury ran out of the room crying "Mommy!" Then Livebreathski came in (at a random moment) she said " i will be the new jury!" and...
then...
livebreathski said that the brick was more of a threat than wghtmf.
and so God eclared that wghtmf would be innocent of assault and personal property damage against concon and Funkycheese7000. Much to the angry shouts of Funkycheese holding her smelly La Roux album CD's
wghtmf had actually been hypnotized into doing that to teh CDs. But he was unhypnotized because funkycheese snapped her fingers at him because she was so angry.
Meanwhile Concon Number 2 (Refer to older threads) was happily running around when he saw a white rabbit in a waistcoat holding a watch. Concon 2 ran after the rabbit and saw it bounce down a hole so he bent over the hole and looked down. Suddenly the ground cracked and he was falling, falling and falling...
Concon 2 landed at the bottom of the hole. Their he saw strange creatures in all different colours. Red, yellow, green, blue, all kinds of colours and shapes and sizes! He wandered around this strange world where everything seemed so peacefull and happy. Then he heard a distant roar and all the magical creatures started running. "Whats going on?" He asked. BOOM! A giant monster burst through the trees, closely followed by Red Soldiers. Concon ran and ran when he stumbled into a small house. He ran inside where he met Ajmole 2 who was shutting the blinds and turning off the lights. "Get down," she cried out scared they would be discovered. Then there came a dreaded knock on the door and Red Soldiers barged in.
Ajmole 2 and Concon 2 were arrested and taken to the palace of the Red Queen, who was a small skinny woman with a large head. She said...
(OOG - That took ten minutes to write!
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"Off with their heads. But give them this first." She handed Ajmole 2 and Concon 2...
"A small letter. This is EXTREMELY important. It must be given to King Shaunking 2 as SOON as possible. If you succeed then I may spare your heads."
Then the second banana came along! It rode on concon's back!
"and so, they journeyed across far lands to fins King Shaunking 2, and only when they did he said: "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" as they came through the doors. But sir, we were here to deliver a letter said the trio (Ajmole 2, Concon 2 and banana wghtmf 2) "Oh...
BANANA said sat
OOS: SAT, you need to make sure that the story still makes sense, even though it's random
"well I suppose I better read it, said King Shaunking 2. The letter said..."
"If it's not knitted by nanas, it's not a Shreddy."
well that made no sense. Then a giant brick came and said...................
"I am BrickThatAttackedLivebreathski's mum." "That's the brick's name?" said the second banana. "Of course it is, you weirdo." said the brick's mum.
"And then the brick charged at King Shaunking 2's head and knocked him out cold. You are in a dream!!! she shouted at concon 2, ajmole 2 and wghtmf banana 2. You must get back to the real world before the queen of hearts comes to get you!"
Then they all woke up in the middle of a field. "Well, that was weird," ajmole said. Just then...
Concon asked everyone to subscribe here http://www.youtube.com/user/Conaboy2 for him. Then...
ajmole subscribed to him. Then concon said...
thans.
Then the planet Pluto blew up. "Uh oh," ajmole said. "It's the end of the world!!! Run!!!!" And then...
OOS: concon, is your moderation over????
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