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1. By wghtmf Feb 27th 2010

   wghtmf was being wghtmf. Then a pie decided to eat itself but it's frined, Mr Ice Cream decided to say to Shaunking 'OMG you are like me excpet you're nothing like me'

2. By concon Feb 27th 2010

   And then the world blew up leaving no survivors.
   
   Meanwhile on a parallel universe Concon was the head of MI9. "Troops, find this Shaunking and bring him to me, ALIVE!" "Yes sir," all the agents cried before running off.
   
   In the street below Shaunking was running, trying to find somewhere to hide from MI9. He didn't exactly know why they were after he though.

3. By wghtmf Feb 27th 2010

   "THIS IS BIG WGHTMF! WE INTED YOU NO HARM! REPEAT: WE INTEND YOU NO HARM!"

4. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

   "Shaunking turned around and saw Big wghtmf and about 1000 MI9 soldiers charging at him, pointing machine guns. Oh my god! he cried what will I do?"

5. By funkycheese7000 Feb 27th 2010

   All of a sudden, a bolt of lightning slammed into the ground, and Funkycheese appeared! "Hold on!" she cried, her arm outstretched towards Shaunking.
   (OOS - I'm still hacked off that it was a cardboard cut-out of La Roux.)

6. By wghtmf Feb 27th 2010

   "Umm, well, teh others do." said wghtmf.

7. By concon Feb 27th 2010

   (OOS - LOL Funky .)
   
   "Stop!" Concon shouted, he shot a lazer at Funky and she fell to the ground. Shaunking suddenly dived into a alley and came back as a giant hungry goat. "Ahh," the MI9 agents screamed as they ran away.

8. By wghtmf Feb 27th 2010

   "Hold on," said wghtmf, in this place which was very dangerous for a banana, "Where's ajmole? She isn't one of the people with guns?"

9. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

   "But ajmole appeared out of an alleyway pointing a gun at the banana's (wghtmf's) head. Hold it right there! she said. What's going on? cried wghtmf, then he remembered that he was in a parallel universe, ajmole wasn't on his side!!!"

10. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    "You're in a new world banana," ajmole said. Then concon came in yelling "I'M GONNA EAT SOME MASHED TATERS!' That made ajmole get her aim wrong and shot the trash can, leaving a hole. ajmole said...

11. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

    "get the banana! and the MI9 soldiers went running around like frustrated chickens, What banana? they cried. Meanwhil Shaunking used the distraction to his advantage and turned back into a human from the none of the MI9 soldiers saw him and he ran away..."

12. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    And tried to eat the Tater loving concon. Concon yelled...

13. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

    "Oh my god! MI9 it's Shaunking on high alert! get him! But the MI9 officers were too busy trying to find the banana

14. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" yelled wghtmf the banana on top of a building. "Get the banana!" concon yelled. *BOOM* "What was that?" concon asked. It was ajmole! She said...

15. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

    "but it was in fact the banana giving off heavy wind...(OOS: lol) OMG! its banana gas!!! ohhhh noooo... and all the MI9 officcers were knocked out. Shaunking the goat was about to eat the tater loving concon when he saw or rather, smelt that the knocked out body didn't smell too nice. So he gallopped away..."

16. By funkycheese7000 Feb 27th 2010

    ...and grabbed Funkycheese as he passed her. She had been sitting in a corner, engrosed in an article in HIYA! magazine, called "10 Reasons Why We Hate La Roux", which Shaunking the Goat immediately noticed. "Why are you reading that?!" he asked, shocked. "This is a parallel universe, remember?" Funkycheese reminded Shaunking as she was dragged along behind him, whilst "The Climb" by Joe McElderry blared out of her iPod.

17. By concon Feb 27th 2010

    Meanwhile in the real universe Concon suddenly woke up, floating in the middle of space! Then Funky woke up in the middle of space aswell. And Shaunking, Katie, Ajmole and Wghtmf. "Woah!" Concon said.
    
    Back on the Parallel Universe Parallel Concon collapsed. "What going on earth..." Funky also collapsed. And so did Shaunking. Then Wghtmf. Ajmole fell dpwn a hill and Katie dropped to the ground while driving, causing a crash that killed RichD, Seb and KirstenW, who were all in a motorcycle gang. Then...

18. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

    "The parallel universe blew up, as did all the other possible parallel universes, then the real world suddenly came back to normal and everyone asked eachother are you OK?..."

19. By funkycheese7000 Feb 27th 2010

    "Umm, yeah, I think so..." mumbled Funkycheese, "I had this weird dream that I hated La Roux..." She looked down, to see a copy of 8th August 2009's NME*, and quickly opened it. "Must return to sanity!!!" she shouted, before procceeding to read the article.
    PS - See the front cover of said NME magazine here: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GEvI0BkV9mw/SnmsXORhDII/AAAAAAAAAe4/l5P1E6cCyMw/s1600/laroux_nme.jpg

20. By Shaunking Feb 27th 2010

    (OOS lol funkycheese)

21. By wghtmf Feb 27th 2010

    "WHERE'D THE AJMOLE WITH A GUN GO? OH MY GOSH ! OH MY GOSH! OMG!

22. By wghtmf Feb 27th 2010

    Then the brick that livebreathski jumped on previously came! "OY! I will attack livebreatski with my awesome karate chop because he jumped on me way back when! HAIY---YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23. By Jum Feb 27th 2010

    (concon is a girl)

24. By shogg Feb 27th 2010

    (Ok,i compeltely dont get what wghtmf said)

25. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    OOS: concon is a BOY Jum.
    
    ajmole woke up in her bed, wondering what happened. She looked out the window to see wghtmf trying to attack livebreathski. ajmole called out..

26. By timmythesheep848 Feb 27th 2010

    OOS: Pick one please
    1. Panda
    or
    2. Dragon

27. By concon Feb 27th 2010

    "And Concon said. "Now I must go listen to Lady Sovereign and get mega angry cause I have a short temper. GRR!" And Concon suddenly grew giant and green then started smashing up the thread 'Emote Party'. Two weeks later Concon became the mayor of 'Wonderland' but all of a sudden there was a giant fire and a volcano erupting, leaving 4 survivors. "Oh noes!"

28. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    And then Emote Party came back from the dead. So did Albus Dumbledore. Ginny and Harry flew out of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows that was sitting near by. "Gee, Wonderland looks rough!" Ginny said. ajmole was there, and she said...

29. By concon Feb 27th 2010

    Nothing. Then CrackingToast slammed the book shut, wrapped it up with sellotape, but it in a bag, but the bag in the bin, the bin in a hole and a bomb on top before covering up with dirt. Three seconds later there was a massive explosion, leaving a big crater in the ground. "Yay," CrackingToast cried. Then he went home.

30. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    Then a rabbit came out of a hole. "You're late! I'm late! We're late!" he said. "Late for what?" CrackingToast asked. "We're late for the...

31. By concon Feb 27th 2010

    "Toilet! Go go before you pee your pants!"
    
    "Right..," CrackingToast said. He quietly picked up a branch off a tree and started whacking the rabbit until it was unconsious. "Yay!"

32. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    Then concon ran up. "Thank you for doing that! That thing was annoying me about being late for the library." Then a mouse came up and said...

33. By poopstick Feb 27th 2010

    ...HELP ME!!!! Dr. Evil from Austin Powers is trying to shoot me with his "laser"!!!! I need you to...

34. By ajmole Feb 27th 2010

    "kill me," the mouse said. "Okay," CrackingToast said. He then buried the mouse in a hole. Concon said...

35. By poopstick Feb 27th 2010

    ..."lets do the macerena!!!". So everyone did the macerena until...

36. By Shaunking Feb 28th 2010

    "Shaunking came out of his house dressed in a dressing gown and slippers and yelled "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" then..."

37. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    a pie said yo.
    
    OOS: ajmole, it was the brick attacking livebreathski (see page 1)

38. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    OOS:
    By livebreathski 3 days ago
    
    went back to the lab and looked for something. Meanwhile, livebreathski was folowing Mr. Blobby and Cheerios. She was so small no one could see her, then livebreathski jumped onto...
    
    By Shaunyandtimmy500 2 days ago
    
    a brick. he said ow. Head nurse and part time actor shaunandtimmy helped him then a white puffle with a black tongue called evilini said....
    
    
    
    See?

39. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    OOS: I just put everything so far on W&G.

40. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    The pie was indeed an ordinary pie, so concon ate it.

41. By Shaunyandtimmy500 Feb 28th 2010

    then the pie was a bomb and exploded reaveling a female sheep in a bikini with long blonde hair(OOS: LOL!!) "What the??" Said Shaunyandtimmy500
    Concon whistled and shaun had love heart eyes.....

42. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    "Aw man..." said wghtmf. "I've never seen anyone fall in love with an oasis before. SNAP OUT OF IT!"

43. By Shaunking Feb 28th 2010

    "Shaun went galloping over to the female sheep in the bikini only to find out that it was just a cardboard cut-out DRAT! he shouted"

44. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    Then Pidsley said "An ant is a yorrick so everyone eats pie."

45. By funkycheese7000 Feb 28th 2010

    Everyone then slowly turned to face Pidsley with a very puzzled expression. "What...? Pidsley can... talk?!" they all asked in usion, astounded.
    (OOS - All of these cardboard cutouts are very annoying - every time someone sees someone they fancy, it's cardboard! No more cutouts!)

46. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    Then wghtmf realised it was a radio-controlled cardboard cut-out of Pidsley.

47. By Shaunking Feb 28th 2010

    (OOS: LOL)
    
    "Then Shaunking went up to the radio and shouted ITS A BOMB! we gotta get out of here! and everyone, wghtmf, Shaunking, ajmole, concon, SAT and Shaun (with his cardboard cut-out lover) all ran as far away from the radio bomb as they could..."

48. By Shaunking Feb 28th 2010

    OOS: theres a lot of bombs in this story O_o

49. By wghtmf Feb 28th 2010

    Then the third banana came out of nowhere. "Where did the second banana go?" said SAT.
    
    "CUT! I told concon not to interrupt us to say things about the movie that don't make sense, so you should listen to everything! Take 231821893217887436743289312732898318713833783183193819!

50. By Shaunking Feb 28th 2010

    "But then the director found out that the radio bomb was real and not a set! It was a plot by the taliban!!!!! BOOOOOOOM!!!! The whole studio blew up leaving everyone dead apart from concon who was reading about La Roux in the corner and the bomb's explosion didn't reach. concon was worried..."

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