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Sheep Talk > The Bitzer Fan-Thread

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1. By I love Bitzer Apr 10th 2010

   Thanks, great idea! ButI'll make it a little bit in another way: You have the bone and can throw it one time a week, just when you want! But you can only throw it if at least two users which are members of this thread are online. The user, which says "found the bone" at first, earns 5 points. You selfeearn 10 points if the bone has found. The other online user will loose 3 points!
   
   Is that understandable?

2. By concon Apr 10th 2010

   Yep!

3. By I love Bitzer Apr 10th 2010

   Great! Then I'll add that to the store! Bye for today, see you tomorrow!

4. By concon Apr 10th 2010

   Bye!

5. By ajmole Apr 10th 2010

   One day Bitzer was sunbathing on the farm when all of a sudden he heard a bang! Bitzer looked up when he saw that the sheep had made the noise! They were playing with the record in the trash pile. All of a sudden one pushed a button and the record player blew up leaving 'Aint No Mountain High Enough' on loop. "Ahh," screamed Bitzer, covering his ears and jumping into the pond.Then suddenly the farmer came outside his house! "Ahhhhh!" He heard the song and ran around in circles screaming. Then the farmer collapsed on the ground, the song had made him deaf! "Bark!!!" Bitzer said, or "Ahh! The Farmer!" Then Bitzer punished the sheep for their doing to the Farmer. everything now had to go very fast: calling the ambulance and then waiting for their coming! Suddenlt the music grew louder and a new song started playing AT THE SAME TIME! It was "Don't stop Believing" by the cast of Glee! It caused Bitzer, the sheep, the pigs and everything else at the farm to go into a seizure. But luckily, the ambulance arrived just in time to save all of their lives! So once they were back out the farm, the farmer threw away the record player at the dump, not the rubbish pile. They all had peace and quiet again.
   
   THE END!

6. By concon Apr 10th 2010

   One day Bitzer was sunbathing on the farm when all of a sudden he heard a bang! Bitzer looked up when he saw that the sheep had made the noise! They were playing with the record in the trash pile. All of a sudden one pushed a button and the record player blew up leaving 'Aint No Mountain High Enough' on loop. "Ahh," screamed Bitzer, covering his ears and jumping into the pond.Then suddenly the farmer came outside his house! "Ahhhhh!" He heard the song and ran around in circles screaming. Then the farmer collapsed on the ground, the song had made him deaf! "Bark!!!" Bitzer said, or "Ahh! The Farmer!" Then Bitzer punished the sheep for their doing to the Farmer. everything now had to go very fast: calling the ambulance and then waiting for their coming! Suddenlt the music grew louder and a new song started playing AT THE SAME TIME! It was "Don't stop Believing" by the cast of Glee! It caused Bitzer, the sheep, the pigs and everything else at the farm to go into a seizure. But luckily, the ambulance arrived just in time to save all of their lives! So once they were back out the farm, the farmer threw away the record player at the dump, not the rubbish pile. They all had peace and quiet again.
   But two days later a van drived past the farm. A record player and a loop record of "Christmas In Blobbyland" fell out. Bitzer, who was a Mr Blobby fan, put it on and started to dance! The song paralysed everyone on Earth that didn't like Mr Blobby and now it was up to Bitzer to save the world!

7. By ajmole Apr 10th 2010

   Bitzer Goes on Holiday A remake of the unsuccessful story on Sheep Talk
   
   One day Bitzer (who is quite lazy) was listening to his music when the sheep started to party! "BAAAA!!!!!" or "WOOOH!" they yelled. Bitzer turned off his music and barked at them, telling the sheep to stop. But as usual, they didn't listen. Bitzer plopped into his sun-bathing chair and pulled his paws over his ears. 'Baa,' or 'Poor Bitzer, he should have a holiday,' Shaun thought. Shaun went to the rubbish pile and found a packet for a free 1 week holiday on the Caribbean Islands. He galloped over to Bitzer. "Baa," or "Hey Bitzer, this is for you," Shaun told Bitzer. Bitzer opened his eyes and found the packet on his stomach. Bitzer pictured beautiful lady dogs licking him on those islands.
   
   PLEASE DON'T continue this story. I am writing it for my own purpose, so I only want myself to write it. THANK YOU!

8. By ajmole Apr 10th 2010

   One day Bitzer was sunbathing on the farm when all of a sudden he heard a bang! Bitzer looked up when he saw that the sheep had made the noise! They were playing with the record in the trash pile. All of a sudden one pushed a button and the record player blew up leaving 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough' on loop. "Ahh," screamed Bitzer, covering his ears and jumping into the pond.Then suddenly the farmer came outside his house! "Ahhhhh!" He heard the song and ran around in circles screaming. Then the farmer collapsed on the ground, the song had made him deaf! "Bark!!!" Bitzer said, or "Ahh! The Farmer!" Then Bitzer punished the sheep for their doing to the Farmer. everything now had to go very fast: calling the ambulance and then waiting for their coming! Suddenly the music grew louder and a new song started playing AT THE SAME TIME! It was "Don't stop Believing" by the cast of Glee! It caused Bitzer, the sheep, the pigs and everything else at the farm to go into a seizure. But luckily, the ambulance arrived just in time to save all of their lives! So once they were back out the farm, the farmer threw away the record player at the dump, not the rubbish pile. They all had peace and quiet again.
   But two days later a van drove past the farm. A record player and a loop record of "Christmas In Blobbyland" fell out. Bitzer, who was a Mr Blobby fan, put it on and started to dance! The song paralyzed everyone on Earth that didn't like Mr Blobby and now it was up to Bitzer to save the world! Bitzer went over to Gromit and took his plane to use to fly around the world.

9. By concon Apr 10th 2010

   One day Bitzer was sunbathing on the farm when all of a sudden he heard a bang! Bitzer looked up when he saw that the sheep had made the noise! They were playing with the record in the trash pile. All of a sudden one pushed a button and the record player blew up leaving 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough' on loop. "Ahh," screamed Bitzer, covering his ears and jumping into the pond.Then suddenly the farmer came outside his house! "Ahhhhh!" He heard the song and ran around in circles screaming. Then the farmer collapsed on the ground, the song had made him deaf! "Bark!!!" Bitzer said, or "Ahh! The Farmer!" Then Bitzer punished the sheep for their doing to the Farmer. everything now had to go very fast: calling the ambulance and then waiting for their coming! Suddenly the music grew louder and a new song started playing AT THE SAME TIME! It was "Don't stop Believing" by the cast of Glee! It caused Bitzer, the sheep, the pigs and everything else at the farm to go into a seizure. But luckily, the ambulance arrived just in time to save all of their lives! So once they were back out the farm, the farmer threw away the record player at the dump, not the rubbish pile. They all had peace and quiet again.
   But two days later a van drove past the farm. A record player and a loop record of "Christmas In Blobbyland" fell out. Bitzer, who was a Mr Blobby fan, put it on and started to dance! The song paralyzed everyone on Earth that didn't like Mr Blobby and now it was up to Bitzer to save the world! Bitzer went over to Gromit and took his plane to use to fly around the world. When he was half way over China the money ran out and started to fall towards the ground. Due to everyone being paralysed Bitzer walked into a shop, turned off the CCTV camera's, took 50p out the cashier and then left. He felt guilty, but it was only 50p.

10. By ajmole Apr 10th 2010

    I edited my post.

11. By ajmole Apr 10th 2010

    Bitzer Goes on Holiday A remake of the unsuccessful story on Sheep Talk
    
    One day Bitzer (who is quite lazy) was listening to his music when the sheep started to party! "BAAAA!!!!!" or "WOOOH!" they yelled. Bitzer turned off his music and barked at them, telling the sheep to stop. But as usual, they didn't listen. Bitzer plopped into his sun-bathing chair and pulled his paws over his ears. 'Baa,' or 'Poor Bitzer, he should have a holiday,' Shaun thought. Shaun went to the rubbish pile and found a packet for a free 1 week holiday on the Caribbean Islands. He galloped over to Bitzer. "Baa," or "Hey Bitzer, this is for you," Shaun told Bitzer. Bitzer opened his eyes and found the packet on his stomach. Bitzer pictured beautiful lady dogs licking him on those islands. He also thought of the foods and the drinks and the restaurants.... He just HAD to win that 1 week holiday! Plus those darn sheep were annoying him to bits! He needed a break.
    1 week later, Bitzer's cell phone started to buzz (we have no idea why he has a cell phone or where he got it). It was a message saying that he won the holiday! Bitzer jumped for joy and barked like mad. The farmer didn't stop him as he was away for 5 weeks. He thought it was an April Fools Day joke, but then he realized that it was July. Bitzer sent a message approving that if he got hurt on the trip, he couldn't sue the company that gave him the trip.
    Bitzer ran into his doghouse and started to pack his things; his special bone, his cell phone, his Mr. Blobby's Greatest Hits CD, his music player, some bones for lady dogs and postcards to send back to the farm.
    
    PLEASE DON'T continue this story. I am writing it for my own purpose, so I only want myself to write it. THANK YOU! I'll edit this post from now on to write this story.

12. By I love Bitzer Apr 11th 2010

    Please! Be kind to each other
    Great stories, you two! That are
    - 20 points for ajmole for two sentences in the continuation story
    - 30 points for concon for three sentences in the continuation story
    - 17*20=340 points for ajmole for 17 lines in the continuation story
    
    
    You two now can buy some things in the store! Have a look there!
    

13. By ajmole Apr 11th 2010

    I love Bitzer, when you said this on the first message: "
    All member names of the Aardman team are in Italien written!"
    
    The 'I' for the code means Italic.

14. By ajmole Apr 11th 2010

    I'll buy the Doghouse and a bone please!

15. By I love Bitzer Apr 11th 2010

    Oh, yeah! I've mixed it up with the country....embarassing
    
    Ok, those two items are added to your profile! That will cost you 200 points! Do you really like to buy this?
    
    If yes, you'll have the only dohouse that can be bought. So you have the right, to sell it to another member, for a prize you want!
    

16. By ajmole Apr 11th 2010

    Yes! I would love to buy them!

17. By I love Bitzer Apr 11th 2010

    Ok! Then you now own Bitzer's doghouse and a bone! There is soon coming what you else cna do with your doghouse so stay on here for news....
    
    ajmole earns:
    - a doghouse (1 out of 1)
    - a bone (1 out of 8 )
    
    There are 8 bones left in stock!

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