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I love Bitzer
Nov 8th 2009
For all Bitzer Fans:
post that you want to be in the list and I'll add you!
I'l make every week a competition about Bitzer, I'll tell stories and so things! If you want you can post anything, you know about Bitzer!
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The official Bitzer-Fan-Shop:
You can buy things for different points. For some things you get points, time by time, other you need to get more points for some things. I'll post the list and if there's anthing interesting, please ask me what you can do with it =)
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In Stock
50 points - Bone--> You have the bone and can throw it one time a week, just when you want! But you can only throw it if at least two users which are members of this thread are online. The user, which says "found the bone" at first, earns 5 points. You selfeearn 10 points if the bone has found. The other online user will loose 3 points!
60 points - Whistle--> You can blow on it (but only one time every Sunday) and for every person which is online at this time in this thread and says that he heared you whistling you'll get 30 points!!
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No longer available
150 points - Doghouse--> That is Bitzer's doghouse! Here you can give parties, that will earn you 5 points per visitor. You also need a doghouse if you want to buy more than three other items: Bitzer needs a place he can put them into!
The size of this doghouse will fit for less than 10 items. For more, you need to make it larger. That is comning soon to the shop....
The doghouse also can be bought only one time! Then you've to ask the new owner to sell it to you....
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Number of Members: 8
The list of active Bitzer fans:
ajmole
428 Points
- doghouse
- 1 bone
I love Bitzer
490 Points
concon
110 Points
chunka cheese
100 Points
wghtmf
10 points
timmybash
10 Points
Cookie777
8 points
po opstick
5 Points
KayLax
7 points
Zammy_Cat
0 Points
csadler
0 Points
shaun the lamb
0 Points
AdventureQuest 111
0 Points
michiganfrog
0 Points
emilythesheep
0 Points
cookiecookson
0 Points
Jamie Gomersall
0 Points
timmythesheep848
0 Points
00 Oliver 00
0 Points
shaunthesheep10
0 Points
ShaunyShoes
0 points
Bitzer fans who are on holiday
All member names of the Aardman team are in Italien written!
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Things you get points for:
20 points for each line in a own story
20 points if you start a continuation story (for each line)
10 points for each (useful) sentence in the continuation-story
5 points for each fact (of course about Bitzer)
3 points for every series 2 picture with Bitzer (except Wallpapers)
2 points for every series 1 picture with Bitzer (except Wallpapers)
-5 points for each chat message (after warning)
-10 points for each spam message
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Rules for this fanclub:
- (That you can meber you've to write something about Bitzer)
- You've to post regulary useful things to know about Bitzer(but no spam)
- Please observance the rules on this forum Aardman made!
- Don't post anything what is spam (more in the next lines)
- If you chat about things which havn't to do with Bitzer here you will be warned and if you don't stop it after this warning you'll loose 5 points for each chat-message!
- You only will get points for the continuation-story if the sentence you wrote was meant seriuos and really continuates the story!
- You'll have to post something usefull and if you don't do longer than one week I'll remove you
Spam
Spam on this thread is ...
Random messages
Unrelated facts
General Chatting
I'll add rules if required!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 8th 2009
Some facts about Bitzer:
-He is overstrained with the flock
-He doesn't always do what the farmer wants
-His body stile has changed between the first and the second series (maybe he got older...)
-He's very funny (in my opinion)
-He loves feminine dogs (which dog doesn't do that.....)
-He likes
>to hear walkman,
>to eat sweets,
>to drink lemonade,
>to watch tv or
>to play games on his game pad
=> all things a normal dog doesn't do (but Bitzer isn't a normal dog!!!!
-He wants to be let alone but shaun and the flock didn't do that!
-He can't speak
I love Bitzer
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 8th 2009
An aggregation of all stories here on this thread:
A (real) story about Bitzer:
Bitzer, the abiding and very modern (or how would you call a sheepdog which heares walkman, watches tv, playes with the game pad and knows what a frigerator is, call?) sheepdog, was liing in his sunbed hearing walkman, drinking lemonade and reading comics about a very exceptional flock with a very exceptional sheepdog, when sudenly the farmer came with his lamb äähh. laND rover. He asked Bitzer where the flock was but he didn't know because he read so long comics, that the whole flock had the chance to escape from the pature and to get far away from her place on the pature! First the farmer upraided bitzer but then he commanded him to search the flock!
The sheep by now have got hungry and becuase they found nothing shaun had the idea to brake into the houses and to search for an aking thing the farmer has for his yummy food. So they broke into a house, throught the windows or they wreak the cat door.
Bitzer by now followed a hint of the flock. That was very easy because Shirley had consigned a very deep moat. So Bitzer came nearer to the place where shaun and the other sheep were.
But a this place Bitzer won't get them! Shaun was so clever to let one of the sheep at each street as a scout. When Bitzer came the sheep at this place directly ran to the place where the flock was and told them, that Bitzer was coming! The sheep got in panic and ran away except Shaun & Shirley. Then shaun had a ingenious idea: He positioned Shirley so that Bitzer can't get into the House where the sheep were broken in! Then he ran away, too, to the place where the other sheep by now had got together!
But hen the shock:
WHERE WAS TIMMY???
He wasn't anywhere. Maybe they had forgotten him in the house? and then one of the sheep reminded:
Timmy had played with the cuddly toys and puppets of the little girl who lived with his parents in this house!
And when they got to the house, they saw that the family of the house came with their car! And Bitzer came! The chaos they'd made in the house wasn't the bad thing. Because of Shirley the people would think she was it. But Timmy! But then Shaun had an idea.....
Continuation following!
Story by: I love Bitzer
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One-sentence Story:
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear Walkman and to drink lemonade. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not every time. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs? He ran upstairs and into the bathroom. But there were no sheep. Then he ran into the next room but nowhere were sheep. Then in the last room he suddenly saw the rise of the noise. The farmer had left the radio on, and there was a broadcast on air about sheep and their life on the farm. So: NO SHEEP! The next idea he had was the sea in the near of the farm. So he ran to it! But there were only some ducks with their kids. Bitzer thought: "Where could the sheep be?". Then he had the idea. They are on the new amusement park. They were every time when they saw the ad in the tv very agitated because of the colored pictures! So he ran to the amusement park! But where to search the sheep? The park was so big that he had to search hours to look at every place! He thought but he had no idea! What to do now? Bitzer went to the Merry-go-Round first, but no sheep. But then he saw a piece of wool!
Story by: Different Persons
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Bitzer Is Sick
One sunny day Bitzer woke up and fell asleep again. He didnt feel well. He lay down and only woke up once the farmer came and shouted at him to get up! But the farmer seemed to understand that Bitzer wasnt well and told him to stay sleeping and that he would watch the sheep for the day.
But the flock wouldn't be the flock if they wouldn't have any trouble for the farmer!
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I'll continue each story when there's new material! In this post I'll try to write all stories!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 8th 2009
A (real) story about Bitzer:
Bitzer, the abiding and very modern (or how would you call a sheepdog which heares walkman, watches tv, playes with the game pad and knows what a frigerator is, call?) sheepdog, was liing in his sunbed hearing walkman, drinking limo and reading comics about a very exceptional flock with a very exceptional sheepdog, when sudenly the farmer came with his lamb äähh. laND rover. He asked Bitzer where the flock was but he didn't know because he read so long comics, that the whole flock had the chance to escape from the pature and to get far away from her place on the pature! First the farmer upraided bitzer but then he commanded him to search the flock!
The sheep by now have got hungry and becuase they found nothing shaun had the idea to brake into the houses and to search for an aking thing the farmer has for his yummy food. So they broke into a house, throught the windows or they wreak the cat door.
Bitzer by now followed a hint of the flock. That was very easy because Shirley had consigned a very deep moat. So Bitzer came nearer to the place where shaun and the other sheep were.
Continuation following....
Please excuse if there are some words or phrases wich are not correct becuase I'm german and in school, so I can't perfect english
Story by: I love Bitzer
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By 
Lischen89
Nov 9th 2009
Hello...
You asked at the art yard i I am german - yes I am!
You too?
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By csadler
Aardman Staff
Nov 9th 2009
I Love Bitzer - Thank you for posting your story, i enjoyed it very much because Bitzer is my favourite character too.
Don't worry - your English is very good, much better than my German anyway!
Regards,
Chris
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
@Lischen89:
Yes I'm german! I live in Bavaria where exactly I can't say (except in "Unterfranken" I don't know the translation). And I'm one of the poor pupils who have G8
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
@ chris:
I'll add you to the list, ok?
Thank you that you found the story good! It isn't ready but I'm already thinking about a continuation!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Continuation:
But a this place Bitzer won't get them! Shaun was so clever to let one of the sheep at each street as a scout. When Bitzer came the sheep at this place directly ran to the place where the flock was and told them, that Bitzer was coming! The sheep got in panic and ran away except Shaun & Shirley. Then shaun had a ingenious idea: He positioned Shirley so that Bitzer can't get into the House where the sheep were broken in! Then he ran away, too, to the place where the other sheep by now had got together!
But hen the shock:
WHERE WAS TIMMY???
He wasn't anywhere. Maybe they had forgotten him in the house? and then one of the sheep reminded:
Timmy had played with the cuddly toys and puppets of the little girl who lived with his parents in this house!
And when they got to the house, they saw that the family of the house came with their car! And Bitzer came! The chaos they'd made in the house wasn't the bad thing. Because of Shirley the people would think she was it. But Timmy! But then Shaun had an idea.....
Continuation following!
Story by: I love Bitzer
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
And...how do you like my story? It's not ready but I think it's good. If you want you can write an ending, too, but I certainly think about an ending from my side!
Another idea! How about a story like this:
The first person writes one sentence -> the next person writes one sentence -> the next person writes one sentence.
Of course you've to copy the beginning and the past sentences!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Example:
Bitzer is a sheepdog.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo.
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By 
Zammy_Cat
Nov 9th 2009
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away.
Now it's your time to write!
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By Zammy_Cat
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away.
So he was really sad and decided to go look for them.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home.
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By 
concon
Nov 9th 2009
How are you posting pics ? 
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
So:
This trick only works with pictures which are already online:
You have to find out the link of the picture and then you copie that link into this code:
< img src = "" >
Please write without spaces!
If you don't know the link, click right at the site where the picture is, click to "show source code" and then you find there there in any line the link of the picture.
Example:
Profil of "I love Bitzer":
Click right
click on "show source code"
in the 63. line there is the link to my avatar!
So it functions! If you've questions, please ask!
I love Bitzer
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Do you want to join the Bitzer fan club?
As a member you've the following duties:
That you can meber you've to write something about Bitzer
You've to post regulary useful things to know about Bitzer(but no spam)
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
The thing didn't work.
Ok I will be a member but cant guarantee to tell regular facts.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Ok...if you don't do, maybe I'll add you to the list inactive fans, ok?
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Have you written it without spaces?
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
Ok cool.
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer has a makeover for series 2 (so does the pigs).
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer likes to wear his blue hat. 
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Very good, but please not in this thread! Why don't you open another thread?
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
I will edit them.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Ok, thank you.
Your now in the list. Please say me if it's all right!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Why don't you write the story along?
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
Im to tired right now to write much. Was off school today sick. 
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs?
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
You go to school, too?
In which class are you, and in which country do you live?
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By concon
Nov 9th 2009
Im in Scotland but cant say the class - then you would know my age.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
Right...excuse me! I live in Germany and I'm in school, too!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 9th 2009
But..let's chat at the thread I made:
http://www.shaunthesheep.com/forum/read/40741/1/
And not here (see the rules in the first post!)
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 10th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs? He ran uostairs and into the bathroom. But there were no sheep. Then he ran into the next room but nowhere were sheep. Then in the last room he suddenly saw the rise of the noise. The farmer had left the radio on, and there was a broadcast on air about sheep and their life on the farm. So: NO SHEEP!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 10th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs? He ran uostairs and into the bathroom. But there were no sheep. Then he ran into the next room but nowhere were sheep. Then in the last room he suddenly saw the rise of the noise. The farmer had left the radio on, and there was a broadcast on air about sheep and their life on the farm. So: NO SHEEP! The next idea he had was the sea in the near of the farm. So he ran to it!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 10th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs? He ran uostairs and into the bathroom. But there were no sheep. Then he ran into the next room but nowhere were sheep. Then in the last room he suddenly saw the rise of the noise. The farmer had left the radio on, and there was a broadcast on air about sheep and their life on the farm. So: NO SHEEP! The next idea he had was the sea in the near of the farm. So he ran to it! But there were only some ducks with their ki´ds. Bitzer thought: "Where could the sheep be?". The he had the idea.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 11th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs? He ran uostairs and into the bathroom. But there were no sheep. Then he ran into the next room but nowhere were sheep. Then in the last room he suddenly saw the rise of the noise. The farmer had left the radio on, and there was a broadcast on air about sheep and their life on the farm. So: NO SHEEP! The next idea he had was the sea in the near of the farm. So he ran to it! But there were only some ducks with their kids. Bitzer thought: "Where could the sheep be?". Then he had the idea. They are on the new amusemend park. They were every time when they saw the ad in the tv very agitated because of the colored pictures!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 11th 2009
Bitzer is a sheepdog. He likes to play on his game pad, to look tv, to read comics, to hear walkman and to drink limo. But actually he should watch over the flock. But he does not everytime. One time when he slept, the flock ran away. So he was really sad and decided to go look for them. First he looked in the farmers house, because the farmer wasn't at home. In the kitchen were no sheep! But wasn't there a noise in the rooms upstairs? He ran uostairs and into the bathroom. But there were no sheep. Then he ran into the next room but nowhere were sheep. Then in the last room he suddenly saw the rise of the noise. The farmer had left the radio on, and there was a broadcast on air about sheep and their life on the farm. So: NO SHEEP! The next idea he had was the sea in the near of the farm. So he ran to it! But there were only some ducks with their kids. Bitzer thought: "Where could the sheep be?". Then he had the idea. They are on the new amusemend park. They were every time when they saw the ad in the tv very agitated because of the colored pictures! So he ran to the amusemend park! But where to search the sheep? The park was so big that he had to search hours to look at every place!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 11th 2009
Is there anybody who wants to join the Bitzer fan club?
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By 
Finlaybear
Nov 11th 2009
Sorry no, I am a Shaun fan through and through!
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 11th 2009
Never mind! That's ok, but one question:
Which Bitzer do you like more; the old or the new one?
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By Finlaybear
Nov 11th 2009
I haven't seen the new Bitzer except on pics on here.
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By I love Bitzer
Nov 11th 2009
Ok...when does the new series start in england (you live in england, or?)
