Hiya welcome to the story-writers club. Just post on here any stories that you've written. Try to make them as funny as you can. The only rules are the house rules. Have fun!
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Hiya welcome to the story-writers club. Just post on here any stories that you've written. Try to make them as funny as you can. The only rules are the house rules. Have fun!
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The Story of The Alien Turnip
Once upon a time there was a planet called Vegetron, it was home to many species of alien such as the Turnipian, the Broccolian, and the Carrotsu. War had destroyed the peace and harmony of this planet, but one escaped, his name was Beet J.Root. He only had a few things in his possession and all his friends had gone missing. After the war he was the only one left on Vegetron. He wanted to go to a populated planet so he scavenged from the war ruins and made a spaceship; he programmed the planet Earth into the computer and blasted off. As he left the atmosphere he looked back at Vegetron with a sad face.
He finally landed on a field in an English farm. He saw people picking turnips and he shouted "Barbarians!" Every one screamed and ran away trampling the turnips as they ran. The farmer was not happy with the young Turnipian and told him to leave earth and go back to the likes from which he came. The turnip tried to explain about Vegetron, but the farmer said there was no such planet and he must be a Martian.
He was very offended and pulled out a Brocolian beam weapon and he told the farmer to leave him alone. The farmer called the police and the matter was taken to court. The judge found him guilty and he was sentenced to be turned into soup or go to jail for 40 years. He did not know what soup was, so the poor alien chose to be made into soup. Because the people feared that all turnips might be aliens, every turnip in the world was eaten and turned into the world’s largest bowel of soup.
Lol poor turnip
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Santa Egg and the 3 Monkeys
Part 1
3000 seconds ago in the top of the old oak tree in the park lived 3 monkeys. They escaped from the Sahara Jungle; the coldest jungle in the world. MR Monkey likes the sweet kind of lollipops. He still has a black eye after he fell in that horrible snake pit. MRS Monkey enjoys doing housework. Monkey JR was born while she was dusting the TV. Monkey JR is never entertained. all he's been known to do is read comics.
Sahara Desert, but good fun story!
No, no, it was the Sahara Jungle, I made it up. It's the coldest jungle in the world.
Santa Egg and the 3 Monkeys
Part 2
One Easter Sunday, Santa Egg was taking a stroll around the country. Santa Egg is the easter egg deliver man. Up in the tree, Monkey JR decided to go and buy a new issue of 'Monkey Bag'. He was too young to go on his own, so MRS Monkey went with him. MR Monkey had to go to work. Santa Egg went into the park and said, 'I must give an egg to the Oak Tree Owl.' He climbed the tree and popped an egg through a hole in the tree. He heard 'Hoothoot!' which probably meant 'Thanks!' But then Santa had a thought. 'What if there are any creatures living higher up in the tree?' he thought. 'I wouldn't want them to miss out on the new "Creme Egg Water".'
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