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Sheep Talk > Finlaybear was captured by aliens yesterday!!!

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By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009
By afrachocolate Aug 20th 2009

Lol Funny!!
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

As I said, I don't believe all I read on this forum!
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

see?
so how are you today?
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

I'm ok but I am kicking myself because I forgot to buy a birthday card for a friend whilst I was out shopping. What an idiot, now I shall have to get one tomorrow. How are things at your end of the planet?
By afrachocolate Aug 20th 2009

ya How are u?
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

or you could just make one, thats what I always do.
Fine, I got a laptop yesterday and I can't wait until it comes home!
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

Do you always travel separately from your laptop or is this a first?
He is a neighbour and will think me a cheapskate if I give him a home-made card.
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

No I just bought it and the computer people at the store have to install the programs and such for me first.
Really? I think homemade cards are a work of art and he should be proud to recieve one.
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

Well there is one heck of a generation gap between you and him. It is not the done thing, unless you are gifted artistically which I am supposing you to be, just get that impression. If only they did Shaun the Sheep cards I could buy a shedload of them and use them for all my friends.
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

Well, I like to do art, but I am not the best at it. See? I make my own shaun the sheep cards, it isn't that difficult. You can either go for the cotton ball sheep, or print out a picture of shaun and the gang.
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

You see, I knew you were!! My printer is playing up, I would have to go and use his which would be a real cheek. Never mind, if I am too tired tomorrow I shall ask another friend to pick one out for me. We share the same sense of humour.
I got my techie friend to install all my software for me, he is a good friend to have. I took him out to lunch to say thanks though.
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

haha, that would be funny, excuse me can I use your printer to print out your card!
I don't know if you have them in England, but here there is a line of cards called Shoebox, which matches perfectly with my family's sense of humour.
Well I got mine installed from the store because there was a deal where you would get a printer, a skin, a recovery disk, some of the bugs of vista out and install all the programs for $100, so I did.
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

Now I am revealing my lack of computer know-how, what is a skin in this sense of the word?
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

Don't worry, I just found out what it was yesterday...its a piece of plastic with a picture on it that goes on the back of your laptop.
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

Don't think I have one, what is it for? I know what a dongle is, that's another name for a memory stick isn't it?
By michiganfrog Aug 20th 2009

It is just decoration if the pattern of your laptop isn't appealing. I never knew that
I have to go now, bye!
By Finlaybear Aug 20th 2009

Bye for now, I hope to have returned to planet Earth for our next chat. Have a nice day.
PS, I may be wrong about the dongle, it could be someone was teasing me. I shall have to check.
By lovetimmy15 Aug 20th 2009

make a card! people should think its the thought that counts! anyone i give a home-made card to would be thrilled!
By michiganfrog Aug 21st 2009

Hi finlaybear, I have been out with friends so I haven't been on here.
Are you happy about Murray? If I remember correctly, you like to cheer for him.
By hannah1014 Aug 21st 2009

hey you are soo cool
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Weirdos calling Finlaybear, are you there?
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Hello mf and fellow Earthlings. I shall hope to catch up with you later.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

I am here now for a few minutes if you are.
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Yes. I have been in disguise on another thread.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Ah yes, I noticed. Are you having fun being a spy?
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Well sometimes you just have to give in to your weird inclinations. It was fun. How are you today and how was your weekend?
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Of course, its always great fun, especially if you hum the mission impossible theme at the same time. I'm fine, I had a great weekend, all of my relatives were at my Gramma's house, so that was great...boy talk about weirdos
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Were any of you in fancy dress? Now I know why you have been working on your Halloween costume so early.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Nope, but the men did have a "nudie party" luckily only their shirts came off, so we weren't quite blinded.
I'll wear my costume to school someday when people are least expecting it.
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Are you preparing for International talk like a pirate day, it's not long to go now. How are you getting on with the new laptop. Does it fit? Haha.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

ooh, I almost forgot, I had better start working on my accent!
Yes, very nicely, except for the fact that a line of type will magically disappear every once in a while. Ah well, its amazing that the computer vendetta has not manifested itself more often. wait, crossing my fingers and knocking on wood now!
By afrachocolate Aug 24th 2009

cool
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

September 19th, I shall be using the name Long Finlay Silver for the occasion. Hopping about and keeping my balance is proving tricky though. And.... have you ever tried eating with a hook instead of a knife and fork?
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Sorry I have to go now, but I will be on later
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Ok, I may hop into you later then. Bon voyage!
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

It sounds like you are all planned out then. I figure pirates are usually seen drunk and on a ship, so an unsteady gait is to be expected. No, I can't say that I have although I can use chopsticks as spears!
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

I am back. The Tractor Beams have brought me safely back to Earth.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Good, good, we don't want you to be stuck with the aliens in outer space forever, better to stay with the ones down here
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Yes, well there are plenty of them no doubt. Are you up and dressed now?
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Yes, today was the first day I just let my hair do whatever after my shower and it is quite crazy!
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

A visit to a psychiatrist seems to be in order then.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

haha I passed that point a looong time ago
I found these and I thought you might like them. I had to take out a few of the more colourful ones though.

These are from a book called ” Disorder in the American Courts”, the transcripts of actual court hearings.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh….are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

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By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

Haha very good. We don't have anything like that in our court, well not very often.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

You never know...it could happen. I have a whole book of silly things that criminals have done in court. Another of my favourites is: "Did you get a good look at my face when I mugged you?" and there is one where a man was being tried for stealing pigs and was proven innocent, and he then said, "Does this mean I can keep the pigs?"
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

We have a feature in our monthly magazine about funny things that have happened in Court. The only ones I have experienced are ones which are a bit too rude to post on here.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Ah, I don't know if it holds true or not, but there is a stereotype of criminals being crass and rude. Speaking of courts and rudeness, have you ever seen the movie "My Cousin Vinney"?
By Finlaybear Aug 24th 2009

No I haven't. Tell me more. In my experience there are two main types of criminals, the pathetic or stupid ones and the ones who think they are clever and who are prolific liars. You sort of get a feel for it.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

Oh, its an old movie but it is great. The idea is that a man and his fiance from New York must go down to Alabama to prove the man's cousin innocent. The man took 6 tries to pass the bar exam and has just finished school and doesn't really know the rules and such. It is very hilarious and I would recommend renting it.
By michiganfrog Aug 24th 2009

I should go now, sorry. I have spent enough time on the computer for today.