Is it because we are lonely? Or don't know what to do for six weeks? Or do know but have AGES before we need to do that homework? Do we need to take our mind off things? Are we, perhaps, all unemployed adults who really are THAT bored? Can we not wait for the Christmas special of Doctor Who/ EastEnders/ HollyOaks/ My Family/ Coronation Street/ Holby City/ Casualty/ Scrubs/ Big Brother/ Shaun the Sheep/ Top Gear? Does the media and television have too great an influence on our lives? Should I shut up now? A group of friends and I, while on a school trip last week, wrote a song to the tune of the Halifax jingle. Ours advertised our nice clean room ready for teacher's inspection, and went as follows:
Woke up this morning feeling fine...
(Feeling fine)
We've got a room that will blow your mind.
(Ooh, ooh)
We gave you sweets at the door so you should pay us back.
(We gave you sweets, you should pay us back)
Something tells me we're gonna win today
(Something tells me we're gonna win today)
All end on "jazz hands", while skipping towards beds.
Yes, parents, that is what France, summer and bank accounts do to your children- it turns them into Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber. Somebody help us. And by the way, sheep1300000013 says to put "I speak English".